Reservations
If you have reservations about reserving, then don't. But if you want to make sure that we let you in, and treat you royally, then this is the place to drop your name.
Don't think too hard
If you reserve and then don't come, no biggie. You're banned, we will never talk to you again, spit in your drinks should you manage to sneak in another day and talk bad about you all over town... NOT. But it would be nice if you let us know.
Reserve here
We will treat your data with the utmost respect and spam you with plenty of funny posts once we get hold of them... NOT.